SEVEN THINGS ABOUT ME
- I was a pro poker player for a decade. Bluffing all your chips while being stared down by a guy who looks like he might moonlight for the mafia is pretty good practice for making up stories while staring down a deadline.
- The first thing I ever wrote, aged seven, was a precociously brilliant comic about a girl detective. Okay, it was terrible. A blind rhino can draw better than me.
- I think funny books are underrated. After all, imagine a world without laughter. Now there’s a horror story.
- I have a tattoo of a hissing black cat. It tells the world that I’m not a person to be trifled with. Or possibly a person who makes poor decisions when hungover.
- Once upon a time I worked in a casino on a cruise ship, and I missed the boat. I had to jump from a moving pilot boat onto a rope ladder hanging from the side of the moving cruise ship and climb a hundred feet up. Yes I am secretly James Bond.
- Unless you catch me when I’ve not had enough sleep or coffee. Then I’m more Rosa Klebb.
- I don’t trust adults who’ve forgotten what it was like to be children.
SEVEN THINGS ABOUT MY BOOK
- A successful author once told me no publisher would ever buy a kid’s book set in Hell. Muahaha.
- My favourite note from my editor says ‘How I love [the main character] Jinx – he is such a NICE sort of boy, despite being the literal spawn of Satan’.
- My book will be illustrated (by the very talented Mr Dave Shephard). It never crossed my mind that this might happen, and has been one of the coolest things about getting a book deal.
- There’s one scary scene I asked *not* to be illustrated, because some things are better left to the imagination.
- The very first sentence I ever wrote – ‘Lucifer was sulking.’ – is still in the book, which makes me happy. I have a soft spot for the King of Hell.
- Making up fantasy worlds is one of my favourite things ever. It’s your universe – you can do ANYTHING with it.
- If you like underdog heroes, ninja dead girls, kindly sloths, dangerous libraries, carnivorous carousel horses, and laughing, you might like my book.
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“Lucifer was sulking” — and dangerous libraries? Yeah, I’m hooked!